Lexington

1 year ago

SO TRUE LOL

1 year ago

LOL

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

WTF SURREY….

So today I was dropping off my sister and had yet another traumatic experience! So as I was innocently driving into the skytrain station, I see this white douchebag wearing only swimming trunks. I was like, “oh ok, it’s hot outside, I guess that’s fine.” But then he stopped walking suddenly and started scratching his crotch. More so, I thought he was scratching his crotch area when he was actually grabbing his penis out. Then all of a sudden, I see a stream flowing down onto the fence and I was like “OMG Ate, that guy is peeing WTF!!!” And shes like, “how do you know?” My reaction….”HIS PENIS IS FUCKING SHOWING!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!”

Wtf is wrong with people in the world today. That was freaking nasty. At least be more subtle about it and go behind some bush. Not right in front of everyone where people driving into the skytrain station can clearly see you and your nasty ass penis. Ugh, barf.

Two days in a row of nasty unconfortable shit…..what else is in store for me…

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

OMG! PERVERT ALERT!

Ok I know I’ve broken my promise of posting more, but I’ve been using twitter more cuz I only have one liners to ever update. BUT, I shit you not, here is an entertaining experience that I am glad to share cuz it was SO EFFED UP!

So today at work, a European lady wanting to pay for her make-up asked if she could pay in my department (Electronic). Of course, I said yes and started to ring her up. Then a creepy 50-year old guy comes up and says to her “That colour would look lovely on you. You’ll look so hot!” BARF! Anywhooo, he continues to converse with her about his daughters and such and you can tell that she is definitely unconfortable and wanted to get out of there. He kept going on and on, I felt so bad for her.

BUT THEN! He stops talking to her cuz she walks away and he turns to me and starts talking to me (barf even more). Here’s our dialogue:

Me: Hi, how can I help you?

Man: Man she was hot, I saw the way you were looking at her, look at those legs!

Me: Ummm ok yea sure.

Man: Don’t lie to me, I can tell you were thinking dirty thoughts and all the things you want to do to her.

Me: (At this point I’m fully creeped out and started freaking out in my head, wanted my coworker to come back and save me) Umm, yea sure definitely.

Man: But you know what, I wouldn’t fuck her, I would just eat her!

Me: (feeling uncomfortable) Excuse me?

Man: I’d just eat her pussy muahahahahah

Me: Oh ok….(in my voice)

Man: So how about them TVs. Are there any on sale?

Me: ……

SO OMG WHAT A FREAKING PERV! I ran to my coworker told him the whole story, told my ex-supervisor the story and we all laughed and felt creeped out together. So that was the funniest, and most uncomfortable moment today.

Notes: 4 / 1 year ago

GOOD NEWS!

I’M BACKKKKKK! And remember my last post about getting all serious. Well I have good news: I GOT INTO PHARMACYYYYYYY!!!!! No more wasting time in general sciences, no more taking useless courses, now its on to serious career shit and I couldn’t be any happier! I had to take a bit of a hiatus to focus on my interview and it paid off! This is by far one of the best things that has happened in my life. So yes I’m finally back and can happily share the good news with you. I’ll try to tumble more often but I’m starting to lose interest, follow my twitter, I tweet way more often: @lexingtonrivers

“down and up”

2 years ago

Break Time.

So I’m back and I know I havn’t posted in a while. I’m pretty sure that was obvious. But I’m taking a break for a while if that hasn’t already been assumed. I’ve recently had to jump back into serious mode. Not gonna go into details right now, but just wish me luck and hope everything goes well! If everything works out, I’ll inform you of what happened. If not, then I just won’t comment because it will hurt too much. Have a happy summer everyone, I’ll see you guys soon enough! Bye for now :). Will hopefully start posting again in June.

2 years ago

Vegas Babyyy!

So now we’re in Vegas. Just arrived today, watched my brother gamble for a bit, seeing as I’m not legal here :(. Nightlife is HECTIC. Mexicans handing out cards of women they are selling, flicking them in your face, approaching you like predators. Too funny.

Yesterday we went to Disneylandddd! Sadly it was the first time where I felt as if I was too old to be there :(. Waiting in like to take pictures with characters while seeing other kids jumping for joy made me feel really old. Sad. BUT, watched the fireworks again, new show so it was pretty cool. Then we watch World of Colour in California Adventures which was SPECTACULAR. Almost cried hahahahah. Made me feel like a kid again. But now that I’m in Vegas, I don’t think I could ever go back to Disney hahahah. Except maybe Disney World. But anyway. In Vegas till thursday. I don’t have internet after today so I probs won’t be updating for a while. See you guys sooooooooooonnnnnnnn!

Btw, jacuzzi in the hotel room is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee.

:)

2 years ago

Update: LA bound.

So tuesday we stayed in San Fran and went sight seeing (Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz Island, Lombard Street, Fisherman’s Wharf, etc.). Yesterday we arrived in LA and went sightseeing again (Hollywood Sign, Walk of Fame, Santa Monica Pier, etc.).

Today….Today we went to SIX FLAGS. Six Flags was awesomeeeee. 12 rides in 7 hours. Awesome, pleased, nauseated but hella fun. Now I can’t ever go back to Playland cuz it will never compare. Almost lost my voice from all the screaming, but I think most of you have been to Six Flags so you pretty much know how it feels.

Tomorrow, DISNEYLANDDD & CALIFORNIA ADVENTURESSSS. Fun fun. Excited.

Then off to Las Vegas on saturday :)

Everything is going awesome. I miss you all and I wish I could be hanging out with you :(. Hang out when I get back? Yes, period.

I’ll post pictures soon, this laptop is being stupid.

Notes: 1 / 2 years ago

ROADDD TRIPPPPP!

So I know it has been a while, but finals got in the way and almost immediately after I finished, I left on a road trip :)

So my sibs and I and my brother’s gf and her sister left last Sunday. First stop was Oregon. Did a little shopping then went to the hotel. Now were in San Fran after a long ass 10 hour drive. It was fun cuz I got to driveeeee!!!! Driving on I5 in the states is freaking awesome! Love going 140 without having to worry about the po-po’s pulling me over and giving me a ticket. What sucked was my brother gave me the route that had the most curves, my arms were dying after 2 hours. But we finally made it to San Fran.

We havn’t done much the past few days: shopped a little, but we’ve spent most of our time on the road. But, after San Fran we’re gonna hit up LA (disneyland, six flags, etc.) then LAS VEGAS! If only I was legal here in the states, then it would have been perfect. But oh well, it should still be fun! I probs won’t have time to make daily updates and such, but I’ll post as much as possible, but will probably feel all pooped out when I get back to the hotel at the end of the day and will probably just crash and go to bed. BUT I’ll do my best! Btw, anyone want anything before I come back? Just post a comment and I’ll do my best!

Secondly, I checked my email and realized I had to fill out a freaking application for my MBIM major. LAME! That’s why I’m awake right now, but I got distracted and decided to do a quick post. Had to check my marks for the application and I passed everything with no bruises or wounds! Dean’s List Honouree againnnnn!!!!! @gimmmik, I saw your earlier post so I thought I’d join the partyyy :)

Anywhooo, we unfortunately had to miss my Dad’s birthday, and we also have to miss Mother’s Day :( oh well, I guess I’ll have to find some kickass presents to make up for it. But anyway, I hope everyone’s been having a good summer break so far! And if you’re taking summer school, good luck! The weather out here is freaking awesomeeee! I hope Vancouver isn’t too bad.

See you guys in around 2 weeks! I’ll be back May 16!

2 years ago