Ok I know I’ve broken my promise of posting more, but I’ve been using twitter more cuz I only have one liners to ever update. BUT, I shit you not, here is an entertaining experience that I am glad to share cuz it was SO EFFED UP!
So today at work, a European lady wanting to pay for her make-up asked if she could pay in my department (Electronic). Of course, I said yes and started to ring her up. Then a creepy 50-year old guy comes up and says to her “That colour would look lovely on you. You’ll look so hot!” BARF! Anywhooo, he continues to converse with her about his daughters and such and you can tell that she is definitely unconfortable and wanted to get out of there. He kept going on and on, I felt so bad for her.
BUT THEN! He stops talking to her cuz she walks away and he turns to me and starts talking to me (barf even more). Here’s our dialogue:
Me: Hi, how can I help you?
Man: Man she was hot, I saw the way you were looking at her, look at those legs!
Me: Ummm ok yea sure.
Man: Don’t lie to me, I can tell you were thinking dirty thoughts and all the things you want to do to her.
Me: (At this point I’m fully creeped out and started freaking out in my head, wanted my coworker to come back and save me) Umm, yea sure definitely.
Man: But you know what, I wouldn’t fuck her, I would just eat her!
Me: (feeling uncomfortable) Excuse me?
Man: I’d just eat her pussy muahahahahah
Me: Oh ok….(in my voice)
Man: So how about them TVs. Are there any on sale?
SO OMG WHAT A FREAKING PERV! I ran to my coworker told him the whole story, told my ex-supervisor the story and we all laughed and felt creeped out together. So that was the funniest, and most uncomfortable moment today.